Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The ...Read the whole joke

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b...Read the whole joke

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself....Read the whole joke

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Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann...Read the whole joke

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!...Read the whole joke

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels....Read the whole joke

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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teach...Read the whole joke

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are ab...Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)....Read the whole joke

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