Cannibal jokes

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? ...Read the whole joke

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads ...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!"...Read the whole joke

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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The col...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew....Read the whole joke

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