Cannibal jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?...Read the whole joke

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water....Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal....Read the whole joke

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his sus...Read the whole joke

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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!...Read the whole joke

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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny....Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? ...Read the whole joke

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