Cannibal jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun....Read the whole joke

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !...Read the whole joke

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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl...Read the whole joke

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases....Read the whole joke

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride....Read the whole joke

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian....Read the whole joke

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Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The ...Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal....Read the whole joke

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