Cannibal jokes

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The col...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads ...Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...Read the whole joke

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand....Read the whole joke

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