Cannibal jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teach...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove...Read the whole joke

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!...Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)....Read the whole joke

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!"...Read the whole joke

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