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A definition of God

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke

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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke

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BMW thinks of everything

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke

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David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?

Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke

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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke

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Do the math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke

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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...Read the whole joke

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Good news and bad news

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke

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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke

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Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke

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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke

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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke

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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke

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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke

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