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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...

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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."

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Michael Jackson and the doctor...

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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...

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