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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...

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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!

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Stick your tongue out...

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What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...

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