Celebrities jokes

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke

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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke

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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke

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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke

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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke

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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke

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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke

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