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Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke

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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke

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What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke

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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke

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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke

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More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke

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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke

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