Celebrities jokes

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...

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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

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A definition of God

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke

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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke

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Movie Ratings Explained

G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke

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Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke

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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke

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What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke

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What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary ...Read the whole joke

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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke

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BMW thinks of everything

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke

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