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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke

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What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent...Read the whole joke

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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke

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Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke

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G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke

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Three wishes

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a...Read the whole joke

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Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....Read the whole joke

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