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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

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What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?

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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?

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