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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke

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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke

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Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke

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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke

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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke

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Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke

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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke

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