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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke

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IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke

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Iraqi TV Guide

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke

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Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...Read the whole joke

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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke

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Michael Jackson and the doctor...

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...Read the whole joke

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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke

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Movie Ratings Explained

G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke

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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke

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Sinatra's Obituary

Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."...Read the whole joke

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Solve the riddle

Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...Read the whole joke

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Stick your tongue out...

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke

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Three wishes

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a...Read the whole joke

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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke

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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke

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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?

What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke

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What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke

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What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?

Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke

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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke

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