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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke

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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?

What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke

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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke

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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke

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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke

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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...Read the whole joke

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What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke

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What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke

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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke

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What's black and white and comes in little cans?

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke

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What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?

Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke

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What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke

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What's stiff and excites women?

Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke

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