Children jokes

'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke

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'Please cheese me'!

|What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...Read the whole joke

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'Twas the Night before Finals

|T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...Read the whole joke

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5 flies in the kitchen

|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...Read the whole joke

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A bookworm!

|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke

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A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...

A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke

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A bullfrog!

|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...Read the whole joke

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A circumcision

Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke

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A clear moral

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...Read the whole joke

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A croak and dagger agent!

|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke

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A croaker spaniel!

|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke

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A croakus!

|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke

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A dirty kid!

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke

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A failed attempt

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke

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A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke

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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke

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A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke

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A fortunate coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke

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A frog with hiccups!

|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...Read the whole joke

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A gerbil shepherd dog!

|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke

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