Children jokes

5 flies in the kitchen

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke

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|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke

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|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...Read the whole joke

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|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke

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What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke

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|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke

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The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke

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|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke

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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke

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