Children jokes

A bookworm!

What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor...Read the whole joke

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|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke

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|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke

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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the o...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've b...Read the whole joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not....Read the whole joke

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|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke

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|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke

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