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A croak and dagger agent!

hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!

A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last...Read the whole joke

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|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke

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Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in C...Read the whole joke

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Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go ...Read the whole joke

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|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...Read the whole joke

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|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke

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|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke

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The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...Read the whole joke

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