Children jokes

A croakus!

What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...Read the whole joke

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|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke

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|What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!...Read the whole joke

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"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke

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|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke

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|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke

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Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping...Read the whole joke

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