Children jokes

A dirty kid!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke

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|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke

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Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid!' shouted...Read the whole joke

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|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke

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|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke

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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s...Read the whole joke

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|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke

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|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke

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