Children jokes

A fortunate coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke

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A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke

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|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke

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What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !...Read the whole joke

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|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke

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|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke

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The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all g...Read the whole joke

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10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Wha...Read the whole joke

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