Children jokes

A frog with hiccups!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke

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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke

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Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What ar...Read the whole joke

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Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled t...Read the whole joke

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|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...Read the whole joke

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|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke

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A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke

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|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke

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