Children jokes

A gerbil shepherd dog!

What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...Read the whole joke

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Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...Read the whole joke

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A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther...Read the whole joke

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|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke

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|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke

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When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke

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A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....Read the whole joke

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|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke

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|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke

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