Children jokes

'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke

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|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke

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|Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke

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I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun...Read the whole joke

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|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke

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|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke

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One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes alo...Read the whole joke

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