Children jokes

Bird jokes 05

|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...Read the whole joke

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Bitter end

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke

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Boring!

|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...Read the whole joke

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Bubble and squeak!

|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke

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Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag

Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teache...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 01

|Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talkin...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 02

|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if you...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 03

|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 04

|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 05

|Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in C...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 06

|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 07

|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the ...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 08

|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke

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Cat jokes 09

|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...Read the whole joke

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Caterpillar jokes

|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a cater...Read the whole joke

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Centipede jokes

|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...Read the whole joke

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chameleon's motto

|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke

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Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke

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chef found a daddy long legs

|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke

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Chicken jokes 01

|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...Read the whole joke

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