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Children jokes

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke

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A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of a...Read the whole joke

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Chimney Cricket!

|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke

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Christmas at the Post Office

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...Read the whole joke

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Christmas downsizing

|Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke

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come to the webbing

|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke

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Count till fifty

The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke

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Croaka-cola!

|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke

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cross a firefly and a moth

|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke

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cross a frog with some mist

|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke

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cross a spider and an elephant

|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke

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cross a worm and an elephant

|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke

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Cross mouse cards!

|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke

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Darn it!

|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...Read the whole joke

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Did Santa Give You That Present?

|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke

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Drawing God

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke

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Ear

Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke

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Earn it hiking

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke

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Enter the Pearly Gates

|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...Read the whole joke

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Everything we need

A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...Read the whole joke

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