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Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 01

|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 02

|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 03

|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 04

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 05

|What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 06

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see baco...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 07

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 08

|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 09

|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Cen...Read the whole joke

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Farm jokes 10

|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you...Read the whole joke

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Finding half an apple!

|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...Read the whole joke

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Finding the right answers

Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...Read the whole joke

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First grade romance

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...Read the whole joke

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Fish jokes 01

|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...Read the whole joke

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Fish jokes 02

|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...Read the whole joke

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Fish jokes 03

|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better...Read the whole joke

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Fish jokes 04

|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fis...Read the whole joke

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Fish jokes 05

|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's le...Read the whole joke

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Fish jokes 06

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...Read the whole joke

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