Children jokes

fit over a bucket!

|What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke

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Flea jokes 01

|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What i...Read the whole joke

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Flea jokes 02

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate gen...Read the whole joke

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Following the sign

Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke

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For some light refreshment!

|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke

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Four anti road protesters?

|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke

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Froglights!

|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke

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From Us...

The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke

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Fun fun fun worry worry worry

A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke

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Get married

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke

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glow worm unhappy

|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...Read the whole joke

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Gone fishing

Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke

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Got to glow now!

|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...Read the whole joke

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Grasshopper than a cricket

|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crick...Read the whole joke

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grasshopper with no legs

|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!...Read the whole joke

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Hamsterdam!

|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke

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Hard cheese!

|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke

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Have you ever tried worm pie?

|What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?...Read the whole joke

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He bowled long hops!

|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!...Read the whole joke

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He goes up the wall!

|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke

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