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He had his own frog horn!

|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke

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He just beetled off!

|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke

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He simply croaked!

|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke

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He was de-lighted!

|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke

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He was light fingered!

|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...Read the whole joke

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He was un hoppy!

|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke

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headmasters and bullfrogs

|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke

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Hickory hickory dock.

|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke

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Hide and squeak!

|What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke

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History through the eyes of the eighth graders

The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade th...Read the whole joke

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Homemade Bargain Gift

Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J...Read the whole joke

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Homework

One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learn...Read the whole joke

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Hop on!

|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke

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Hop-scotch!

|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke

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Hoppalong Cassidy!

|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke

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Hot croako!

|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!...Read the whole joke

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How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke

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How do fireflies start a race

|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke

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How do frogs die?

|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke

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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?

Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke

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