Children jokes

How do you make a butterfly

|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a gay baby cry?

How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass....Read the whole joke

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How do you spot a modern spider?

|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke

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How old am I?

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke

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How slime flies!

|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke

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I want to see something really cheap

|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...Read the whole joke

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I'll get you next slime!

|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke

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In the back woods of Arkansas...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the...Read the whole joke

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In the croakroom!

|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke

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Insect's favorite game

|What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!...Read the whole joke

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insects are so clever

|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!...Read the whole joke

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Is there a mouse in the house?

|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke

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It's been nice gnawing you!

|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!...Read the whole joke

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It's croak-et!

|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke

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Italian Night Before Christmas

|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a...Read the whole joke

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Jews & Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart...Read the whole joke

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Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke

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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke

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Julius Cheeser!

|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke

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keep flies out of the kitchen

|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...Read the whole joke

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