Children jokes

A golf blooded reptile!

|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke

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A good student

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke

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A grasshopper with hiccups!

|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...Read the whole joke

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A hamster!

|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke

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A hoppercraft!

|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke

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A hot frog!

|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke

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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...

A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke

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A killer butterfly!

|What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...Read the whole joke

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A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke

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A lesson in ebonics

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke

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A light meal!

|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...Read the whole joke

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A little boy and his dad are standing in line...

A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke

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A little boy did not go to school one day...

A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke

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A little boy was excited about his first day at school...

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke

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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke

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A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...Read the whole joke

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A little girl came running into the house crying...

A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....Read the whole joke

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke

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A little period

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke

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A lost frog!

|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke

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