Children jokes

Kermit the Frog

|Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...Read the whole joke

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Knock Knock Christmas

|Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...Read the whole joke

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Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke

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lawyer and a mosquito

|What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...Read the whole joke

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Leave them to slug it out!

|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke

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Lick that

Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke

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Light ale!

|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke

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Like father like son

Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke

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Lily!

|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke

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Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke

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Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...

Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny -- being logical

Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny comes home from school...

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny is coming home from the store...

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny says to his mother...

Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke

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