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Little Johnny tried out for the school play...

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny walks into his primary school...

Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny was in class again...

Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny was late for school...

Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny's mother decided to give...

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke

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Little Johny being literal

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke

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Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke

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Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...

Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke

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Lollihops!

|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke

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looking for bookworms

|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke

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Lost X Files Christmas episode

|Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...Read the whole joke

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Love, Santa

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...Read the whole joke

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Maggot Thatcher!

|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke

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make a glow worm happy

|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...Read the whole joke

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Matering checking

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. ...Read the whole joke

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Miami mice!

|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!...Read the whole joke

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Mice cubes!

|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke

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Mice Krispies!

|What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!...Read the whole joke

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