Children jokes

Mickey Moose!

|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke

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Missed the word

"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke

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Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...Read the whole joke

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Mom, can little girls have babies?

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke

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Morse toad!

|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke

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mosquito and a fly

|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!...Read the whole joke

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mosquito go to the dentist

|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!...Read the whole joke

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mosquitos religious

|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!...Read the whole joke

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moth nibble a hole

|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!...Read the whole joke

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Mothmatics

|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!...Read the whole joke

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Mouse code!

|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke

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Mouse Tse Tung!

|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke

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mouse's favorite record?

|What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke

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Mousework!

|What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke

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My dog ate my homework

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke

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Noah's Ark in an apple

|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke

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Old enough for cursing

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke

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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke

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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .

|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke

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Once when Mary was young her school...

Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke

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