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One day a boy asks his dad...

One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke

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One day a little boy over heard his parents...

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hai...Read the whole joke

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke

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One day a teacher was teaching religion...

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...Read the whole joke

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One day in class the teacher...

One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke

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One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke

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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke

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One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitc...Read the whole joke

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One of my first evenings back from overseas...

One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke

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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke

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Optimist vs. Pessimist

|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke

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Our bright childhood...

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Wha...Read the whole joke

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Paddy long legs!

|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...Read the whole joke

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play bingo

|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke

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police glow worm

|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...Read the whole joke

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Politically Correct Santa

|'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke

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Poor Turkey!

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...Read the whole joke

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PUPPY LOVE

PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little b...Read the whole joke

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Quick and clear

A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke

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