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Rating your Christmas parties

|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke

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Reptiles!

|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke

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Revised Christmas days

|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke

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ride it to hospital!

|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...Read the whole joke

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rolling stones

|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clo...Read the whole joke

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a...Read the whole joke

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Sad revelations

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke

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Santa Hates Your Kid

|8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke

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Santa vs. system admins

|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke

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Santa's Pet Peeves

|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke

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Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...

Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke

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Save a drowning mouse

|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke

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Scholarly discussion

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke

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School dinners come on a plate!

|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke

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Short Father Christmas

|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke

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Short Reindeer Jokes

|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...Read the whole joke

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Short Snow Jokes

|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke

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Sick of the Holidays

|Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke

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Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree

|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke

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Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer

|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke

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