Children jokes

Silly superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirtee...Read the whole joke

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Sir!

|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke

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Skin-diving!

|What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke

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Sleep late!

|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke

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slugs leave a trail

|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke

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snap, crackle and pop

|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke

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Some Musical Christmas Advice

|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke

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Spiders!

|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke

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Spin doctors!

|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke

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Stalagmice!

|What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke

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stamp out forest fires!

|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke

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Star Warts!

|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke

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Stick insects!

|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke

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stool taken!

|What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke

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stop for a glow worm

|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke

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Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke

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Strict school

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that...Read the whole joke

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Swamp Lake!

|What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!...Read the whole joke

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tadpole feel lonely

|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke

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tarantula with a rose?

|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke

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