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Ten things to say about gifts you don't like

|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke

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Ten worst gifts to buy a woman

|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke

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The Apple Corps!

|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...Read the whole joke

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The Australian Christmas

|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke

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The Brit Awarts!

|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!...Read the whole joke

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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

|Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke

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The Christmas diet song

|'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke

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The FAA Inspection

|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke

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The first reindeer seen in a bar

|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke

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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Ma...Read the whole joke

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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat

The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day ...Read the whole joke

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THE IRS LETTER...

THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of ...Read the whole joke

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The last words

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My ...Read the whole joke

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The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...

The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke

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The Lizard of Oz!

|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke

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The Masked-quito!

|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!...Read the whole joke

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The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...Read the whole joke

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The newly web game!

|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke

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The night before Christmas for an attorney

|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke

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The Office Christmas Party

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke

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