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The Police Officer's Christmas

|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke

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The politically correct Christmas

|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke

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The real treasure

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...Read the whole joke

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The scum of the earth!

|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke

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The Shopping Criminal

|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke

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The strange Christmas scene

|In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke

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The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...

The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke

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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...

The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the studen...Read the whole joke

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The twelve days after Christmas

|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke

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The Twelve Days of Windows 95

|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke

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The Wisdom of Youth Never give up

The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke

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Their true intention

One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke

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There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...

There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the bo...Read the whole joke

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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to ...Read the whole joke

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They can lighten your load!

|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!...Read the whole joke

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They have webbed feet!

|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke

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They sit eggsaminations!

|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke

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They use snail varnish!

|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke

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They where playing for the cup

|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!...Read the whole joke

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This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks...Read the whole joke

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