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This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...

This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...Read the whole joke

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Three blind mice!

|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke

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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke

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tough mosquito

|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...Read the whole joke

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Twelve days Microsoft

|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke

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Twelve Days of Fast Food

|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke

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Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus

|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could st...Read the whole joke

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Two children are in a doctor's waiting room...

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked ...Read the whole joke

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Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...

Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke

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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke

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Wart's new!

|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke

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Wear your collar backwards

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke

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What are you doing, Tommy?

Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke

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What did the maggot say to another?

|What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?

|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...Read the whole joke

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What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke

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What is a grasshopper?

|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke

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What is a myth?

|What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke

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What is a stable?

|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fa...Read the whole joke

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What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke

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