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What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between boogers and spinach?

What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke

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What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?

What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke

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What's a glow worms favorite song?

|What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...Read the whole joke

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What's the best form of birth control after 50?

What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke

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What's up Pussycat!

|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke

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Whats the world weakest animal?

|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke

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When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke

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When it's becing toad!

|When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke

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When it's raining cats and dogs!

|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke

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When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...

When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke

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Where do frogs keep their money?

|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke

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Where do you find giant snails?

|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke

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Where in earth have you been!

|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke

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Where is the French border?

"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke

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Where would you put an injured insect?

|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...Read the whole joke

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which end of a worm is which

|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke

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Which fly makes films?

|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!...Read the whole joke

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White Hoose

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke

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