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A lost skill

This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke

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A maggot with attitude!

|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke

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A mammoth!

|What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!...Read the whole joke

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A man was taking his wife...

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke

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A Martha Stewart Christmas

|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke

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A Microsoft Christmas

|NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke

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A moose-quito!

|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke

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A morese-quito!

|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...Read the whole joke

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A mosque-ito!

|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!...Read the whole joke

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A mouse in a minefield!

|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!...Read the whole joke

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A mouse organ!

|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke

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A mouse sandwich!

|What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke

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A mouse-tache!

|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke

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A mouseketeer!

|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!...Read the whole joke

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A necessary condition

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke

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A new method

It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke

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A novel grasp on marriage

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke

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A parent's night before Christmas

|'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke

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A pool table?

|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke

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A poor little girl was begging in the street...

A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...Read the whole joke

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