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Who discovered North America?

Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke

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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke

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Why are spiders like tops?

|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the fly fly?

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the spider buy a car?

|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?

|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke

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Why do mice have long tails?

|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...Read the whole joke

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Why is the snail the strongest animal?

|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!...Read the whole joke

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Winnie The ????

"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke

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With a mouse warming party

|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke

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Without a Christmas bonus

|Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemploy...Read the whole joke

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Worm your way out of that one!

|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...Read the whole joke

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worm's favorite band

|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!...Read the whole joke

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You Need to Join the Lord's Army

|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke

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You'll croak in no time!

|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!...Read the whole joke

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Your father is drunk

|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...Read the whole joke

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