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A priest is walking down the street one day when...

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbe...Read the whole joke

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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke

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A real bastard

A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke

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A rubbish bin!

|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...Read the whole joke

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A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke

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A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry,...Read the whole joke

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke

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A small boy was lost, so he went up...

A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke

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A snail with a housing problem!

|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke

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A spinning wheel!

|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!...Read the whole joke

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A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...

A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children tha...Read the whole joke

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A tadpole!

|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke

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A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke

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A thin mouse!

|What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke

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A toad with a machine gun!

|What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!...Read the whole joke

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A wish for Christmas

A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall ...Read the whole joke

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A word play

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke

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A young boy came home from school and told his mother...

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke

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A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke

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