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Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke

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It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke

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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they ma...Read the whole joke

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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke

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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke

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I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke

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A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et....Read the whole joke

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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke

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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg...Read the whole joke

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Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't ...Read the whole joke

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke

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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag....Read the whole joke

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke

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Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing....Read the whole joke

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When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke

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