Children jokes

Backward Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke

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Bad Santa

A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother....Read the whole joke

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Bear jokes 01

|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've b...Read the whole joke

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Bear jokes 02

|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hol...Read the whole joke

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Beautiful -- in a sentence

The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke

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Because they squeak!

|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke

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Because they're wrigleys!

|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke

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Bee jokes 01

|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q...Read the whole joke

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Bee jokes 02

|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in bla...Read the whole joke

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Bee jokes 03

|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes alo...Read the whole joke

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Bee jokes 04

|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their ...Read the whole joke

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Bee jokes 05

|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: W...Read the whole joke

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Believing in Santa

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke

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Better than playing doctor

Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke

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between a fly and a bird

|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke

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Billy Gates writes to Santa

|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes 01

|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead par...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes 02

|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes 03

|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried ow...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes 04

|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygne...Read the whole joke

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