Children jokes

'Please cheese me'!

What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitc...Read the whole joke

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|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...Read the whole joke

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|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke

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|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke

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Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke

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|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke

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|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke

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|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...Read the whole joke

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Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke

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